10 Awesome Short Films Shot Entirely In First Person





Okay, so the internet is already full of top ten lists of short films -- and I've written a fair few of them myself. But this one's slightly different. Every film on this list was shot in the first person perspective. Although first person isn't entirely new in film -- found footage has existed for decades -- the first person perspective is currently gaining in popularity due to the rise of Gopros and first person shooters, meaning it's only a matter of time before it gains real mainstream approval. Here's ten of the best first person short films that you can watch for free. These are presented in no particular order so feel free to pick and choose. Oh, and by the way, If I've missed any, please let me know in the comment section.




10.  Gumshoe




'Gumshoe' is a film noir with a very unusual angle. And I mean that in the literal sense. Not only is this film in the first person perspective, but the protagonist spends the whole runtime staring down at his shoes like he's lost his goddamn contact lenses or something. Normally, this would be pretty disorientating and give the impression that you're watching someone who's never encountered a video game try to play a first person shooter for the first time. That's a premise that could be incredibly frustrating. Yet, weirdly, it works pretty well here. The filmmakers have clearly put a lot of thought into their approach and use their unusual style to effectively increase tension during key scenes. In fact, it makes certain shots -- such as the shadow of the approaching villainess and the lift emerging from the floor -- much more memorable and suspenseful. 'Gumshoe' was directed by Matt Steinauer and was featured at the Raindance Film Festival in 2013.





9.  The Nest -- David Cronenberg


'The Nest' was featured at the International Film Festival Of Rotterdam and the EYE Film Institute 2014.  The POV film is a new and mostly untested genre.  Most of the entries on this list were created by new up-and-coming filmmakers bringing a much needed fresh perspective to the medium. However, it isn't purely dominated by young people, David Cronenberg  -- master of body horror -- has also tried his hand at first person with this unsettling film that raises many questions and leaves the answers to the viewer's imagination. 'The Nest' features a woman -- played by  Evelyne Brochu -- who wants her left breast removed as she believes there are live bugs living inside it which only she can hear. The doctor -- played by Cronenberg himself -- listens to the woman's story patiently as we realise that his surgery looks a lot like someone's basement. 'The Nest' is a must-see for Cronenberg fans as it serves as a trailer for his novel 'Consumed' and fuel for my nightmares.





8  Random Stop



'Random Stop' is based on the true story of a twenty two year old highway patrol officer who was tragically shot and killed while on duty. The patrolman, Sheriff's Deputy Kyle Dinkheller, was at the end of his shift when he noticed a pickup truck, belonging to Andrew Brannan, a troubled Vietnam veteran, swerving erratically. Dinkheller pulled Brannan over and it quickly became apparent that something was very wrong. Brannan became agitated and nonsensical before pulling a gun. Dinkheller was shot and killed in the resulting gun battle. Police training academies around the world now use the dashcam footage of the incident to train recruits how to deal with similar situations. Due to the subject matter this short is both graphic and upsetting. The film is shot from Sheriff's Deputy Kyle Dinkheller's perspective, putting the viewer in Kyle's shoes as the tragic events play out. When dealing with a subject matter such as this there's always the potential for bad taste. However, the film deals with the story in a way that is respectful of Dinkheller's memory yet doesn't vilify his mentally ill killer. This is a much watch.





7  One Last Dive


'One Last Dive' is like a perfectly executed scary short story. With a running time of just over one minute you wouldn't expect it to be as effective as a longer piece, but it does in one minute what most horror films fail to do in two hours: it gives you the creeps. I don't want to ruin the ending by talking about this one too much, so all I'll say is that this is the story of a diver who uncovers some very, very weird stuff while taking one last dive on a dark night. 'One Last Dive' was directed by Jason Eisener ('Hobo With a Shotgun', 'V/H/S/2') after he was commissioned by Vice to create a short film inspired by the devil's hour -- 3AM. According to Eisner himself, he's since been contacted by a Hollywood studio who are interested in turning the short into a longer feature .





6  Dark Times



'Dark Times' is a fast-paced festive zombie romp for fans of comedy horror zombie films such as 'Braindead', 'Black Sheep' and 'Shaun of the Dead'. The plot involves a Christmas party within a nuclear power that, in case you didn't guess, goes wrong in a big way. The party is interrupted by a nuclear meltdown, a full scale zombie outbreak and the resulting overblown military response; as the survivors run off into the woods they're picked off by fast moving zombies. This one's pretty gory and features lots of blood and guts and even a creepy zombie Santa. You also get to experience events from the perspective of a zombie, which is oodles of fun. 'Dark Times' is the creation of film-makers Peter Horn and Jared Marshall. It's also set to be featured in an upcoming DVD -- 'Zombieworld' -- that features a collection of zombie themed short movies.





5  Superman with a Gopro




'Superman with a GoPro' is the most straightforward title possible for a short film about, well, Superman with a GoPro. It's literally exactly how it sounds. Superman finds a GoPro -- belonging to one Sam Gorski -- and decides to return it to its owner, after fighting crime and flying around Los Angeles first, of course. 'Superman With a Gopro' was made by Jake Watson, Sam Gorski -- he's the one whose GoPro Superman's returning -- and Niko Pueringer  -- AKA  Corridordigital, an LA based visual effects team who have an entire Youtube channel full of videos just as awesome as this one. In order to create the flying scenes Corridordigital strapped a GoPro to a DJI Phantom drone to film the flying scenes, adding Superman's outstretched arms in post production. That may sound simplistic, but 'Superman with a Gopro's effects are more far impressive than most of the Superman live action films put together. My only hope is that Zack Snyder isn't too busy making snow angels in his massive pile of money to take note...






4 Dying Light



A UK based production company was commission by Techland, a video game developer, to create a promotional short film for the computer game 'Dying Light' . The game is a mashup -- part freerunning simulator and part first person shooter. Therefore, the best medium for a live action adaptation is, of course, first person film. The plot involves a small band of humans trying to survive in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. In the film a survivor is scavenging for supplies when he is seen and chased by a large group of zombies who then proceed to chase him through alleyways and across the rooftops of nearby buildings.  According to Scott Bass, the director, despite all the dangerous stunts involved in the filming of the movie, the only injury that occurred on set happened when one of the performers fell down some stairs while trying to eat a sandwich. So, there you go: jumping across rooftops won't kill you, but you better watch out for those cheese and onion sandwiches.







3  Intrusion




'Intrusion' is another scary short, playing on psychological horror rather than the supernatural this time. It conjures up the most basic fear that we all hope to never, ever experience: waking up late at night to realise someone has gotten into the house. This is the only entry on the list that's presented in the found footage style, and I only include it due to the fact that it presents itself so well. All I can tell you about the plot is that our unnamed protagonist uses a camera and a flashlight as he investigates the strange noises and opened doors in his apartment as a shadowy intruder stalks from room to room. 'Intrusion' was directed by Jack Michael  -- who also wrote and starred in his film -- and he did it all for only eleven dollars and fifty cents. This is definitely worth a watch if you're a fan of psychological horror, a future filmmaker with a limited budget, or a Hollywood producer/writer/director who needs a lesson on how to make effective horror without a ridiculously over inflated multi-million dollar budget.







2  Carly's Cafe



'Carly's Cafe' is based on an excerpt from the book 'Carly’s Voice: Breaking Through Autism.' Carly Fleischmann, who wrote the book with the help of her father, was diagnosed with autism and apraxia -- a condition which makes speech difficult -- at the age of two. Doctors predicted that Carly would never progress intellectually past the age of a young child. Eventually, Carly proved them wrong when she learned to type, opening up a whole new world of communication. The use of a first person perspective really helps put us in Carly's shoes. We learn that Carly's condition makes it difficult to focus on a conversation as her attention shifts continuously to other sights sounds and smells. In order to convey this the film uses editing and some nifty VFX. It can be a little disorientating at times...but that's kind of the point. If you're interested in learning more about Carly you can head over to the official website, which features an interactive version of the video.





1 Bad Motherfucker



'Alright, so 'Bad Motherfucker' is a bit of a cheat. According to the video's view counter everybody in the world has seen this video. Twice. But, given it's obvious impact, I just had to make it number one. 'Bad Mother' began as a music video for director Ilya Naishuller's band 'Biting Elbows'. According to Ilya himself it was shot using a GoPro mounted on a gimp mask bought from a sex shop. You'd be right if you guessed that a film with that origin story might contain all kinds of crazy. The video went on to become insanely popular, gathering over forty million views online and impressing people like Darren Aronofsky and Samuel L Jackson. It also led to a successful crowd sourced campaign for the world's first full length POV movie -- 'Hardcore' -- starring Sharlto Copely of 'District 9' fame. 'Bad Mother' features an unnamed and unseen protagonist facing off against an army of black suited bad guys using kung-fu, guns, parkour and a mysterious device that's activated upon contact with water. Think Quentin Tarantino meets first person shooter. 'Bad Mother' is definitely a contender for the most action packed short movie ever.






3 Action Movie Tropes That Will Never Get Old


Some questions have no answers. Like: "If a tree falls in the forest, how much wood does a woodchuck chuck?" And "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?" But other questions do have answers. Specifically: "Why do action movies repeat the same tropes?" Because they're fucking awesome.


For example...

#3 The Tooling Up Montage


Let me set a scene for you. You're a big, muscly action star; you have about two minutes to tool up before you go take on the terrorists/demons/cultish townsfolk. What do you do? Montage!


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Film theorists will tell you that montage is a high brow concept and then they'll bleat on about Russian cinema, constructivism and Sergei Eisenstein. And it can be that...if you want it to. Or, montage can be a simple technique where you string clips together to create snappy little sequences that show your heroes putting their gear on super quick. The latter has been used in pretty much every action movie ever.


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Weirdly, this is one trope that gets more effective the more it's used. Despite numerous parodies over the years the tooling up montage still gets used all the time, and nobody ever complains because it's so stupidly effective. Here's a supercut from Screen Junkies if you'd like to see more.



#2 The Michael Bay Spin


Now, I'm gonna go ahead and say I technically like Michael Bay films. Put away your pitchforks, film hipsters. You can complain about Bay all you like but the simple fact of the matter is that The Dude Knows His Films. He also knows his audience: the millions of people who pay money to see the boobs and explosions he provides.  And, to be fair, most of the time he's pretty good at what he does. I'd like to emphasise the word "most" in the previous sentence.


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Pictured: The rest of the time.


Michael Bay has one technique that shows up in every film he makes: the aforementioned Michael Bay Spin.


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can watch after you've read my article (seriously, I will cut you if stop reading right now). Basically, EFAP points out that Bay achieves parallax by spinning around the actors (usually, as they rise into frame) with buildings and sky in the background. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is one of the good Michael Bay trademarks and when you see it, it means shit just got real.

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#1 The Hero Shot


The hero shot is a lot like the Michael Bay 360 spin except, you know, not spinning. The hero shot is so obvious and so simple that people rarely talk about it or even consciously think about it. It's so ubiquitous that every action movie has one. In essence the hero shot is the one where the hero says his most well known catchphrase -- due to this it usually ends up being used in the movie's trailer. There's so many examples to choose from that I feel spoilt for choice but The Princess Bride is as good a place as any to start. In The Princess Bride the best hero shot is this one:




If we compare that scene to some other hero shots we notice that they share certain features in common. For example, in this scene from Django Unchained you'll notice that, like the scene from The Princess Bride, the hero is centered with medium shots or medium close ups; they say something badass ("I like the way you die, boy"); they either come directly before or after the climax of a story arch; finally, the shot is made more dramatic with the addition of stirring music.



See, now that you think about it, doesn't every movie that sticks in your head have a moment just like that? Good luck not noticing now.


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No Retreat No Surrender: A man with severe mental health issues and his jovial, yet racist, dance routine

It's come to my attention that the few people who view my blog who aren't here because they clicked on the link from one of my Cracked articles are here because of some weird glitch that makes my blog appear when people are searching for SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP PORN. I'm not going to say what, but it involves Nicholas Cage. Yes, I'm also surprised that's a thing people want to fap to. If you're one of those dudes I suppose I should tell you before you go any further that you may as well go ahead and put that away right now. And the lotion. Now, go do something else. Cry. Get a puppy. Do something. Because, your life? Not working, my friend.

Okay, everybody who isn't a creepy sex maniac, today I'm going to be talking about one of the greatest scenes of one of the greatest bad movies ever spastically scratched onto celluloid:

No Retreat No Surrender: The Kinda Racist Lionel Ritchie Rap Dance



There’s so much to say about this scene and so little time. Firstly, let’s talk about the plot of the movie. Despite being called No Retreat  No Surrender it’s main character spends the runtime of the movie running away from a portly bully who, well, doesn’t even look like he could throw a punch without instantly dropping dead from several coronaries.

If this guy's your bully then, man, you deserve to be bullied

In the scene itself, he teaches his friend RJ ( AKA every offensive racist stereotype of the eighties replete with jerry curl) how to use a wooden dummy. After a quick demonstration he offers RJ a go. And that’s where things get weird as RJ launches into an impromptu dance and rap routine to non-diegetic music that only the audience should be able to hear. Highlights of the clip: when he forgets how gravity works and falls over after trying to walk up a set of shelves, gets annoyed when he’s asked if he’s okay and then continues as if nothing happened.


Best line: “Ain't no shelves made could stop this dancing machine.”

Bad Movie April: Man's Best Friend

This month I'll be watching bad movies and taking the most ridiculous scenes out of what little context they have to remind us all that other people have failed much, much harder than we ever will. For example, you'd have to break your dick in a dishwasher or get a goat pregnant to fail as hard as the makers of:

Man's Best Friend



 In this scene, Max the genetically engineered killer dog escapes from a top secret research facility and fulfills every dog's dream by growing razor sharp claws and chasing a cat up a tree. And if that sentence seems ridiculous to you then you’re a better screenwriter than the guy who penned this script. Of course, this scene means to carry on as it began: improbably. So, after catching up with the cat, Max goes one further and swallows it whole like a duck. The greatest aspect of this scene is that you just know that the cat they used absolutely hated being jammed into a weird prosthetic dog and that some poor gaffer probably got scrammed silly.



Best Line: “You sicced him on that cat not me!”

Darth Vader's Body Gave Away The Ending to Empire Strikes Back



 

David Prowse played Darth Vader's body. He was kind of like Agnew to James Earl Jones' Richard Nixon. The reason he didn't actually do the voice of Darth Vader is because he kind of sounded like a Westcounty milk-man


"You are a traitor and a spy. Now would you like full fat or semi-skimmed?"
We've always been told that Prowse wasn't told the twist ending for Empire Strikes Back (that Darth Vader is Luke's son) and that the original line Prowse spoke was "I killed your father!" but new evidence has come to light that explains why David Prowse is banned from all official Star wars reunions. Not only did David Prowse know what the twist ending was...he only went and told an actual newspaper that was doing a story on him.


This article -- which was published in Sunnyvale, California in 1978 according to retroist.com -- contained an interview with Prowse in the build up to the sequel to A New Hope. Prowse talked about innocuous things like his costume, his bodybuilding and the twist ending to his movie.
"Oh, and it won't be out for thirty years but Bruce Willis was dead all along."
Source: Retroist

This Belongs in a Museum: Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd's Rap Video



Remember that scene in Raiders of The Lost Ark where the Nazis opened the Arc Of The Covenant? Well, I’ve donned my fedora and whip and adventured ‘cross the internet to find you a dangerous relic from another mysterious, magical and ultimately terrifying period of human history: The 80’s. And what I've found is shocking: a music video starring Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd for the little known movie adaptation of Dragnet. They rap. And It’s going to melt your face. Off.


You actually watched it? You crazy bastard. Well, you must be wondering why your ears are bleeding. That'll be the curse...yeah, I probably should have mentioned that. You see, in the eighties everybody kind of worshipped this pagan god of blood sacrifices -- you have to remember porn was a lot harder to come by then. It's why they got so many Princes, Back To The Futures and rubiks cubes and why we have Justin Bieber, Twilight and she-wees. Not to worry, just share the video with a sucker friend within seven days and T-chaka The Goat Headed Blood Fiend won't rise from his fiery temple of bones to, you know, kill you and stuff.

"Your soul is mine!"

Three Actors Who Ruined Superhero Movies





Put away your batarangs. Hang up that cape you bought off Ebay. No more dressing up as the Joker for Halloween. Ben Affleck is Batman and most of the internet isn't too happy. Scratch a nerd and, well, he'll put iodine on that scratch and then cover it up with a Batman stickey plaster. Batman is pretty important to us. Too important for someone like Ben Affleck to fuck with. So, we've pretty much already decided that Affleck's Batman is going to bomb before they've even started filming it. And what’s the counterargument? “Well, Affleck was in Argo and Argo was good so maybe we should give him a chance.”  They may have a point if it wasn't for...

 
**cough** Daredevil **cough**

Sure, Ben's been in some pretty good movies. Mallrats and Goodwill Hunting stand out. But he's been in twice as many Surviving Christmases, Jersey Girls, Paychecks, Pearl Harbours and Armageddons. Christian Bale's Pre-Batman filmography revealed a capable actor who was very picky about the roles he chose. He took each seriously and wouldn't have agreed to be the Dark Knight unless he could make the role believable while staying true to the source material. Here’s three actors who are, in some cases, much more talented than Ben (Gigli) Affleck, but still somehow fucked up their franchises.


Nick Cage as Ghost Rider



Do me a favour. Watch this clip.



Now, imagine you’re a very important cog in a machine that makes movies. A producer of some sort. It’s your job to choose an actor for your movie -- which represents an investment of millions of dollars and man hours. Would you put Nicholas in your movie? Ghost Rider did. And here’s the inevitable result.




The fact that Ghost Rider was as enjoyable as a chili powder enema isn’t Nick Cage’s fault. Cage is obviously not quite right in the head. But someone, some capable and presumably sane person chose to cast Cage in something other than a straight jacket and expected it to be good. Cage wasn't always like this, though, he was once a fantastic actor and I encourage you to check out Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas and even his borderline performance in Matchstick Men.


George Clooney As Batman



Batman is the world’s greatest detective. He’s a genius, a billionaire and a freaking ninja. At least from 2005 onwards. Before that he was a campy moron who designed his suits to have molded pecs and nipples. He didn’t so much hide in the shadows as he...well, attended charity auctions to buy dates with his bat credit card.




Clooney can’t be blamed entirely for the suckiness of this movie. It featured dead half assed performances from every member of the cast and the sets all looked like they were co-designed by Adam West and a mentally ill drag queen. 

Edward Norton as Hulk 

Edward Norton is a man with a split personality. That’s the synopsis of no less than five Edward Norton films. I can’t help but wonder if his filmography is a cry for help. So, it’s not surprising that he was chosen to play the Hulk. And he would have done a good job if he actually played the Hulk. One of the reasons Hulk films seem to fail is because directors want to develop the character of Bruce Banner and flesh him out by making him an annoying whiney gasbag. Their logic being: if we can believe that Brucey is real we’ll believe in the fifteen foot green monster he turns into who jumps over skyscrapers. Nope, wrong, directors. We want to see the hulk smash shit.

 This is all the character development Hulk needs